BU Many.

PART 3 TIEM!!

Lillybob Rumproast-Sparkleton was furious. Not that her soul maet had just been kidnapped, nut that her soul maet would be missing their date if she didn't save him. And she was getting sick of saving his wimpy butt. But she loved him so it didn't matter and she followed Booger-face. Once she stalked him all the way back to his pedophile van home, she looked around to make sure nobody was watching. Then, Rumproast looked at her watch and said "RANGER POWUHS ACTIVATED!" And she turned into the most fabulous power ranger to ever grace the earth- The Rumpy Ranger! She bashed down the van doors very enraged-ly and hissed at Booger-face. She then shot him in the face with a hot glue gun, grabbed Billysuemary and ran.

Nuuuuu!

Now, it is time for Part 2. *All serious and stuff bro.*

Booger-face sat very derpy-ly in his crappy disguise right next to the net meant for the two he despised most in the world- Billysuemary and Lillybob Rumproast-Sparkleton. Suddenly, one of them popped out from a tree and was chasing a butterfly. I was the more challenged of the two- Billysuemary. Booger-face grinned evily- his nasty braces-needed teeth hung out at all angles and his bugged out eyes... Well, bugged out even more. As soon as Billysuemary was within five feet of the trap it sprang on him and the very stupid, yet ver beautalicious, wolf began flailing like a fish out of water. Booger-face leaped from his shoddy disguise and grabbed the net and began dragging the anorexic wolf away, cackling to himself thinking he'd just gotten away. Little did he know that Lillybob Rumproast-Sparkleton had beared witness to the entire thing.

END PART TWO.

-cracks knuckles-

Alright. It is time for the many part "Fantabulously True Stories of BSM and Rumpy by Rootbehr."

Once upon a time there were two marevlously bootiful wolves named Billysuemary and Lillybob Rumproast-Sparkleton, or BSM and Rumpy for short. Everyone, yes, everyone was jealous of the two wolves because of their beauty. BSM and Rumpy would frolic through fields of cute little wild flowers, bounce in marshmallow piles and eat nothing but Laffy Taffy and other sugary delights while their haters looked on. One day, their biggest hater, a grumpy wart of a wolf named Booger-face decided to end their fun. He would kidnap one of the two bootiful lovebirds and put them in a cage. So Booger-face decided to stalk BSM and Rumpy by disguising himself as a flower bush and carefully following them. And one day, he set up a trap- a net that was only attracted to bootiful creatures.

End of Part 1. D:

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Hi Pop! I really like Scruff and I wanted to ask you if she could be mate with my Tabu?