An old song. "Someday I'm gonna be famous. Do I have talent? Well, no. But these days you don't really need it, Thanks to Reality shows. Can't wait to date a super model, Can't wait to sue my Dad, Can't wait to wreck my Ferrari on my way to Rehab. 'Cause when your a Celebrity, Its adios reality. You can act just like a fool, people think your cool, Just 'cause your on TV. I can throw a major fit, When my Latte' isn't just the way I like it. They say I've gone insane, I'll blame it on the fame, And the pressure's that go with, Bein' a Celebrity. Uh huh. I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way. I'll get community service, No matter which law I break. I'll make supermarket tabloids, They'll write awful things. But everytime they run my name my price goes up. I can fall in and out of Love, have marriage's that barley last a month. When they go down the drian, I'll blame it on the fame and say its just so tough, Bein' a Celebrity. So, lets hitch up the wagons