"I swear by the weapon I hold on me, that I will do what I can within my mafious duty to protect those within the Polygonal Mafia: Capo, the leader who was so kind and willing to allow me to join when he saw I had nowhere else to go; Daniel, the guy who taught me most of what I know to be in this gang; Rachel, the lovable brat whom Capo has entrusted under my wing, and Jordie, although I doubt she'll ever need it"
~Christopher A. H. Furris

"Chris is like that friend of ambiguous sexual orientation."

Introduction
Hey,it's the blue and black fun-loving car fan of a wolf we know as Formula here with a completely new profile.