As the title says, feel free to take a whack at captioning these screenshots (from the French side) XD You can add some of your own as well.

1. " OMG! I've found something far better than string!"
2."Justin once told me I resemble Colonel Sanders."
3. "There's nothing worse than filling a coffee mug you can't see!"
4. "Does this LOOK like a jar of cookies to you, Sullivan? I didn't think so!"
5. "One moment please... I'm still working that peanut butter out of my mouth."