HEY GAIZ

Avatar is my zombie OC, Ebron.

LET'S PLAY A GAME OF REACTIONS!

Your reaction when you see me;

My reaction when I see you;

OKAY, EVERYONE!

PLEASE!

Q. and A's.

Me!

Ken i be ur frand?

Ken u monitor my balz?

My relationship status

You not letting me have an opinion.

When I was younger.

Me in my alone time.

What I think of myself~

When you hear one of my jokes.

If you are arrogant, rude, or snobby to me.

You trying to be hot.

Me arguing with people.

When you hug me.

Reason why I don't draw with a pencil.

My family situation.

Welcome to the profile of the official ball monitor, betches <3

(Before you turn into a butthurt pain in the ass, you should learn to take a joke and love me for being a sarcastic person. I never mean anything offensive, and usually just do it for the lulz, honestly. If not, cry me a river and go away. :I)

Avatar:  Meh

Mood: Emo. :I

Name: It's Elizaveta. But if you want, feel free to call me Ellie or Alex. Whichever you prefer. My original name was Taylor, but I changed it to something better and fit me better.

Age: Thirteen. 13.

Gender: Female. I'm a girl and proudddd.

Mood: I'm okay.

Birthday: January 12, 1999.

Starsign: Capricorn.

Dislikes?: Know-it-alls. Such as people who judge me, for owning a wolfdog and rubbing it in my face on how dangerous they are. I get this ALL the time and I AM sorry to be posting this, but please... If you think that, you know what, just screw you. My wolfdog is sweeter then a puppy, and wouldn't DARE hurt anyone. She's a gentle girl and if you don't believe me, come spend a day with her. There's bad in EVERY breed. Stop being so damned ignorant and stupid. Also one thing I've known on here, is there's drama, thievery, and people who think they're better then others. I try to avoid them, but if something bothers me, damn right I'm gonna say something.  I dislike rude people, people who are always serious, and people who judge me before they know me. But go ahead, call me rude or a snobby beeyotch. I appreciate the compliment, I've heard a lot worse! <3 I also hate how people dislike gays. I support them, it doesn't f*cking matter who you love. :/

Likes?: Aww, I love all of my friends, images, pictures, and the computer. Not to mention the great outdoors. When I'm not dying of heat, that is. Lulz. I also love wolves and dogs, they are my favorite animals.

Taken?: No.

Fursona?: Click.

Here's a pic of me: 

Fave stuff? (TV shows, movies, books, online comics, animes, music, websites etc.): Hm.. For TV shows, I like whatever's on Animal Planet. But my all time faves would be crime shows like Cold Case. Movies; Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Coraline, and Warhorse. Books; The Hunger Games, Warrior cats series. Online comics; Homestuck. Animes; Hetalia. Music; Evanescence, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, Paramore, LaFee, CheVelle, and rock, pop, metal, and country bands. I love screamo though, too. I could fall asleep to it, honestly. Websites, hmm I'll list it in my contact info.

Fave clothing? What do you look like?: Black tee, Light blue pants or shorts, and sandals or sneakers. But if it gets cold, I wear a blue jacket, and boots. I also wear an orange-red and blue stained glass perfume bottle necklace, and dogtags that say '1987'. I wish I had converse shoes, a custom tee, ripped jeans or shorts, gray kneesocks, fake vampire teeth (I love these, you have no idea.) and black boots. And reddish-gold eye contacts. <33 I have short, volumized, dyed golden blonde hair, with strawberry blonde streaks. My eyes are green, and I have very pale skin.

Any pets?: 3 dogs, 5 cats, 16 horses. My dogs are a border collie, wolf hybrid, and a papillion. The papillion is mine. And our cats are all American shorthairs. And our horses are all Arabians, but we have one Shetland pony and a few saddlebred mixes. 

My personality: If I just meet you, I'm quiet, but usually very pleasant and nice. But once you get to know me, I'm funny and I love to hang out with you. ^^

Friends on the Sources: ChiaraTheAwesome (Chichi, or the ball monitor), MushyBrainSoup (Mushasho), Egg (Eggorific), Meridian {Chaos} (Buddeh), Raptor (Matt), Kemiro (Kemmi), JeodTheWolf (Jeod), Blazestar (Blazey), Sakujo (Skyrim), Artemisa (Art), Bambi Fletcher (Bamz), Frozen Wolf (Frosephina), Saske Italian Wolf (Saske), JerseyCaptain (Chef), Minifashiion (Mini), TitanicFanatic (Ti), PopTart (Poptart), Animha7fearsmoonwolf (Animha or Benny), A.Kipps (Nikki), and Crossed-Stitch (Stitchy-Crossy). <3

What programs do I use for my pictures?: Paint for rendering, Pixlr for shading and shadowing. 

May I have an adoptable of yours?: Sure, PM me if you're looking for anything specific. I need a bio and an image, but please, know how to draw and render. I won't give my adoptables to just anybody. 

You can find me at..: Whirled (ask me), Wolfhome (YourFavoriteKJ), deviantART (InsanitiaWolf, and for personal account, ask me.), Chicken Smoothie (ReneeTheHusky), Facebook (ask me), and Howrse (Killjoy.).

Take care, everyone. Any questions, please ask. ^-^

With lots of love,

Your favorite Killjoy. <3