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This started out on a website founded by four AS members - three current, one former - and is now available here on AS! It's called The "I Believe" Game. The inspiration for this game came from the movie Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again, in which at the end of the movie, the four comedians in the tour - Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Larry The Cable Guy - do a song in which Larry plays a riff on an acoustic guitar, finishing it off with a chord, at which point one of the four speaks a line beginning with "I Believe" and then comes up with something at the end of the sentence.
Example: "I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to collect the insurance money in order to make the truck payment."
Now it's your turn to come up with your own "I Believe" line. The rules are simple. Just start your sentence with "I believe", and then go with whatever sort of line you can come up with. Truthful or wacky, all are welcome. As the topic author, I'll start.

I believe that if you show me a 3-year old singing along with "Run To The Hills" in the backseat of a car, and getting every word right, then I'll show you a future Bruce Dickinson protege.

I believe that if you show me a future Bruce Dickinson protege, I'll say, "Who the heck is Bruce Dickinson? And what's a protege?"

I believe that C.C (from The Nanny) is realted to Cruella De Vil
O_O

I believe that pet rats are awesomesauce.

I believe that donuts are good for you O.o

He's Iron Maiden's lead singer. And go look up the word protege in the dictionary. Seriously, do it.
Back on topic: I believe that a poorly choreographed football halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

Oh. Wow >.< I'm such an idiot.

Anyway: I believe that if you leave an unguarded cookie around me, you will never see it again.

I believe I'll steal the cookie before Wolf Paws gets a chance to eat it.

I believe I would hire a pteradactyl to steal it back for me

I belive that I would just make a huge pan of brownies instead. And eat them all with a giant glass of milk. :3

I believe in giant chickens

I believe that Kate has a toothy grin.

I believe that too and it so cute

I believe that if you let someone inline in traffic and they don't give you the little "wave", it should be perfectly legal to get up under them, get 'em loose, and put 'em in the wall. (That's a little NASCAR humor right there, for those of you who don't get it.)

I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.
jeff foxworthy:)