My name is pronounced with a long "o"

First off, I got a few rules before anyone talks to me.
Uno, no drama, spamming, flame-wars, or whining.   I   really   hate that crap.   And use good grammar! I understand if English is your second language, so please do your best.
Dos, If you're stealing or breaking the rules accept your goddamn responsibility and admit you were wrong and fix it.
Tres, Don't give me any excuses for your bad behavior (e.g. "I got hacked by my (place person here)"), because, in the first place, if I have to scold you like a mother, you deserve to be treated like a 4 year old.  
Cuatro, Don't become friendly towards me for art/image requests and gifts. But, I would love to help people with their projects and contests, and accept trades.
Cinco, this is a big pet peeve of mine since I was little. Don't ask me stupid questions or questions I can't