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Again, neither very funny. Conay risked being reported to the manager, which could have gotten him fired if the customer was upset enough, and that whole chicken thing? Yeah, still not seeing anything funny about repeated dried-up jokes.

As DT suggested, change up the routine...even on this.

LOL that one went over your head. I thought it was pretty funny for a play on words.

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it, and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

"What is it?" she said.

"A puppy!"

Take that!

I don't actually work for McDonald's, JC...it was wordplay. Did you really think I did that?

You didn't think Conay actually did that did you JerseyCaptain

Don't parrot the same question. However, since he didn't actually say he was "just kidding", I would have to say "no". However, I really don't care whether or not he actually did. Still -- bad humor, bad taste. The "jokes" and "comedy" on here have really taken a nose dive of late.

Did you hear about the monkey who threw his alarm clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Fluffy, as nice as it is that you are participating, do you know how to edit your past posts?

Conay --> I thought the ice joke was alright.

Skul --> Nice.

Here's one which I think should improve the caliber some.

For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 billion light years away.
“What is your planet like?” groaned the extraterrestrial from the other side of the galaxy.
“It is 12,756 Kilometers in diameter, is 93,000,000 miles from the nearest star, our sun, has an average temperature of 72 degrees F. We breathe oxygen, live about 75 years, and have both men and women” answered the Physicist.
“Do the you get along with the women on your planet?” the extraterrestrial asked slowly.
Puzzled by the question, but not wanting to insult the female physicists near by, he answered “Why yes. We get along quite well here.”
The extraterrestrial perked up “Can we send you ours?”

^ *tilts head*

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Okay here's something. Don't know if I shared this before or not, but I found it hilarious.

Okay, here's another one. This is a joke, not a real life situation...

Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."

I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate."

Now THAT'S funny! Of course, the Frantics usually are.

There were two muffins in an oven:
The first muffin said "Hey, it's hot in here"
The second muffin said "Wow! A talking muffin!"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
He didn't, he went extinct before he could.

Respect the monkey! RESPECT IT!




(I'm getting one. XD)

@ JC: Oh wow were those commercials funny (even if chimps are apes not monkeys)! The shotgun one and the theft one were just HILARIOUS. XD