Comedy

Conay · **Posted:** Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:34 am

Ever The Dreamer wrote:

You don't want to know what Mrs. Claus does with the North Pole.
Hidden text : click to show

I'm gonna get a warning for this. Oh well...

Teehehehe

I'm going to miss my father this Christmas, but I know he'll be up there, looking down at us all.

Moaning about the broken stair lift.

Titan Dreamer · **Posted:** Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:31 pm

^ ROFL

(Edited)

Jake Razor · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:36 pm

Dragon Tamer wrote:

To everyone who enjoys a good laugh, put your funny stuff right here. The rules are simple and straightforward:
*G-rated humor only, please. No sex, no swears, no drugs, and no excessive gore.
*No repeating jokes over and over again (or slightly modified versions). Once is funny, twice is lame.
*No poking fun at other people. We laugh with people, not at them. Or else.
*No put-downs, period.
*I didn't think this would become neccessary, but apparently it did: Please curb the religious jokes here. I personally feel that the religious content rules are sometimes overdone, but for the sake of keeping this topic within the rules I'm going to say to follow them. If it's a joke based on something honored by multiple religions (say, David and Goliath), please do not put anyone down.
*Another rule which I had hoped would need no reiterarion: No deviant sexual remarks! Rule 17 IS in effect here, same as anywhere else on the forums.
*Have fun!

May I refer a certain party to the first rule? Please find some more suitable humor; the hidden text trick does not cut it.

Fluffykitty333 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:15 pm

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!

angryunicorn · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:41 am **Posts:** 3039

Fluffykitty333 wrote:

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!

That was bad, and you should feel bad.

BaltoSeppala · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:58 am

catwhohas14tails wrote:

That was bad, and you should feel bad.

Ah yeeeeesss... :lol:

Quite.

Ever The Dreamer wrote:

^ ROFL

Got another one that might get me in trouble:

Hidden text : click to show

When Santa says, "Ho ho ho," he's actually calling for his wife.

Eeyeah...as DT said...that was in poor taste. Extremely.

Fluffykitty333 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:28 pm

Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish Crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

ConayUK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:33 am **Posts:** 32

(I had a really good Tour de France joke here, but you're not allowed to post jokes about drugs

)

I can't believe how thick the snow is out there.

I asked a snowman for the time and he just stared at me.

BaltoSeppala · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:10 am

Fluffykitty333 wrote:

Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish Crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

May I refer a certain party to the second, third and fourth rule (below)? Hmm?

Dragon Tamer wrote:

To everyone who enjoys a good laugh, put your funny stuff right here. The rules are simple and straightforward:
*G-rated humor only, please. No sex, no swears, no drugs, and no excessive gore.
*No repeating jokes over and over again (or slightly modified versions). Once is funny, twice is lame.
*No poking fun at other people. We laugh with people, not at them. Or else.
*No put-downs, period.
*I didn't think this would become neccessary, but apparently it did: Please curb the religious jokes here. I personally feel that the religious content rules are sometimes overdone, but for the sake of keeping this topic within the rules I'm going to say to follow them. If it's a joke based on something honored by multiple religions (say, David and Goliath), please do not put anyone down.
*Another rule which I had hoped would need no reiterarion: No deviant sexual remarks! Rule 17 IS in effect here, same as anywhere else on the forums.
*Have fun!

ConayUK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:33 am **Posts:** 32

JerseyCaptain wrote:

May I refer a certain party to the second, third and fourth rule (below)? Hmm?

Dragon Tamer wrote:

*No repeating jokes over and over again (or slightly modified versions). Once is funny, twice is lame.
*No poking fun at other people. We laugh with people, not at them. Or else.
*No put-downs, period.

As 'Yo momma/mumma' are a specific type of joke, the member hasn't broken the second rule. And, as the member isn't targeting anyone specific, rules three and four haven't been broken either.

Fluffykitty333 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:30 pm

ConayUK wrote:

JerseyCaptain wrote:

May I refer a certain party to the second, third and fourth rule (below)? Hmm?

Dragon Tamer wrote:

*No repeating jokes over and over again (or slightly modified versions). Once is funny, twice is lame.
*No poking fun at other people. We laugh with people, not at them. Or else.
*No put-downs, period.

As 'Yo momma/mumma' are a specific type of joke, the member hasn't broken the second rule. And, as the member isn't targeting anyone specific, rules three and four haven't been broken either.

Thanks! I've never had anyone stand up for me like that before.
Yo mama so skinny she could hula-hoop a Cheerio!

BaltoSeppala · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:21 pm

ConayUK wrote:

JerseyCaptain wrote:

May I refer a certain party to the second, third and fourth rule (below)? Hmm?

Dragon Tamer wrote:

*No repeating jokes over and over again (or slightly modified versions). Once is funny, twice is lame.
*No poking fun at other people. We laugh with people, not at them. Or else.
*No put-downs, period.

As 'Yo momma/mumma' are a specific type of joke, the member hasn't broken the second rule. And, as the member isn't targeting anyone specific, rules three and four haven't been broken either.

Nope...I don't see that at all. I see a clear violation of each of those rules. And I stand by what I said.

Besides, they really weren't all that terribly funny anyway, IMHO.

Jake Razor · **Posted:** Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:18 pm

ConayUK wrote:

JerseyCaptain wrote:

May I refer a certain party to the second, third and fourth rule (below)? Hmm?

Dragon Tamer wrote:

*No repeating jokes over and over again (or slightly modified versions). Once is funny, twice is lame.
*No poking fun at other people. We laugh with people, not at them. Or else.
*No put-downs, period.

As 'Yo momma/mumma' are a specific type of joke, the member hasn't broken the second rule. And, as the member isn't targeting anyone specific, rules three and four haven't been broken either.

Strictly speaking, Conay is right about rule three. Rule four is debatable, and although the jokes are technically different from one another, I feel obliged to take the middle ground here.

Fluffy, could you maybe change up your routine some? "Yo Momma" jokes are, let's face it, pretty lame and after a very short time all start to sound alike. Maybe something a little more original?

ConayUK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:33 am **Posts:** 32

I work in McDonald's and a customer was rude to me today, so I got him back by not putting any Coke in his drink.

Just ice was served.

Fluffykitty333 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:19 pm

ConayUK wrote:

I work in McDonald's and a customer was rude to me today, so I got him back by not putting any Coke in his drink.

Just ice was served.

Okay, now that's funny!

I was walking across the street when I saw a chicken. I asked what he was doing and he said "I don't really know, I just have this feeling ya know?" And kept walking.

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